Why can't I find work as a nose hair stylist?

I opened up a shop in an elegant part of the city, yet nobody comes in or calls to schedule an appointment. I fear I've made a costly career move.Why can't I find work as a nose hair stylist?
Put a sign on the door that says ';free doughnuts';. They'll come running.Why can't I find work as a nose hair stylist?
Because there isn't much of a need for nose hair stylists ever since man created the nose hair trimmer. Very unfortunate, I know.
goddam recession
Give me your card, my ex will be your best customer.
Perhaps you are being too picky!
i wonder why....





if you were in Tennessee....id so go to your salon